I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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