it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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