ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Randomize
