I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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