I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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