Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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