i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize