he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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