So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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