Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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