Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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