I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
