Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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