we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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