So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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