Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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