Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
