I could have mohawked her pubes.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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