i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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