it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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