There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
