Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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