her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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