A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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