Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Don't make out with my wife yet
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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