I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Never underestimate the power of titties
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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