Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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