Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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