why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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