Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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