we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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