He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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