I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize