guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
cat food counts as protein by the way
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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