Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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