hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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