Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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