Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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