garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
