the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Damn victory sex feels great
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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