I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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