Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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