its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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