dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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