i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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