I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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