Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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