I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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