Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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