It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize