..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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