I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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