question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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