Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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