just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
