Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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